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Originally posted by tomobe:
So I finally decide to see if I could get a shot at the Karaoke crown, and what do i see? The contest closed. Yesterday.

Welcome to my life, people.

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Originally posted by Latrell's boo:
The hell you say, my boo. You know I only ate all that delicious Red Lobstah cause I'm tryin' to feed this baby up in my belly.

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Now, now, boo, don't get all stroppy. Waitaminnit---I'm yo' baby's daddy?

Latrell is the proudest homey in all the hood. A little Latrell runnin' around dunking baskets and choking kids in the sandbox. I'm gettin' all misty again.

Come here boo, and give yo man some sugah. You're better than fried hamburg any day. You can have all the scrimps you want.

As long as you SURE that baby mine.

Otherwise, we gotta have a little talk out back near the woodshed or somethin'. I'm just sayin'.

Paternally yours,

Latrell

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Originally posted by pamie:
Allison hates Fred so much she won't even spell his site correctly.

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Yeah, I'm sorry. www.monkeybox.org

To recap:

fried hamburger = brilliant

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Originally posted by Allison:
fred = probably not really cheating, but still a cur

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Originally posted by Drew:
Well, I've found yours Omar.

You STINK. Damn. How do they put up with you?

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Damn. He must, if lil' Drew can smell him through his computer from several states away.

That's a mighty pong to be afraid and respectful of, to be sure.

Have a clothespin.

Aw yeah.

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Originally posted by leigha:
Ha! I love Fred's Voters profile.

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I'm just sayin',

Latrell

Latrell, remember that time we hung out together in Mary Burke Hall back in school? We was down.

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Originally posted by fred:
Ooh... Kimberly's catching up. That cheating cur.

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Dude, I must be at a sushi bar, because I smell something fishy.

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Originally posted by Allison:
Oh, I know you ain' off-topic-hatin' on Latrell. 'Cause he will choke you.

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Bitch, be cool. I ain't goin' around chokin' every-damn-body I see. I only gots two hands and so much time. I have no hate on for that girl.

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Latrell, remember that time we hung out together in Mary Burke Hall back in school? We was down. My poor little college boyfriend loved you so much. We came to all the games, just to hear them say your name, say your name.

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Yeah, baby, yeah. I remember. Those were good times. Simpler times. Shaved head times.

You know that's the real reason my boo and I decided to cornrow my head. Stubble down there hurt slike a mofo and I'm GOOOD to my boo, ifyouknowhutimean and I think you do.

Mmm hmmm, MMM hmmm,

Latrell

P.S. Now if you'll excuse me, I gots to go hang with my brutha Kobe in another thread. That dude is the shiz-NIT. Even if he does have a big ol' manky 'fro on his head. Ever'body knows the roun'-the-way girlies dig on the cornhead. Poor Kobe gots to BUY a date. That ain't right.

(Edited to say that Kimberly is starting to look like the Milli Vanilli of KaraokePhone II, y'all. When do we get to take back the Grammy?)

I'm outta here. Latrell loves you, each an' every one a' ya.

Me an' my boo are gonna be hangin' out with Thom Yorke of Radiohead for a while. He's a righteous dude.

Who knew that lil' chickenhead could party?

Peace OUT y'all,

Latrell (and my boo)

I know that's weak smack, but the world is beating me down today, and that is the best I can manage.

I do want to tell a little story though.

A couple of weeks ago, I went and bought an engagement ring for WeepGirl. It is a beautiful ring. White gold, thick band, beautiful 1 carat diamond. I spent every dime I had on that ring. I think I am ready to get married now. She's a tough girl. I love her so dearly, and I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with her. I even have this big elaborate plan on how I am going to ask her . It will be such a special moment.

I do need a bit of help from you guys though. You see, the plan involves her winning this little Karaoke Kontest. It is important that she wins.. or at least places real high. High, like higher than Allison because Allison is really just a man with boobs, from what I hear. And higher than Fred because Fred eats deep fried hamburgers. I know lots of you are Vegans, so keep that in mind when casting your vote. And Pamie? Well, WeepGirl knows I have this secret crush on Pamie, and the only way I can convince her to marry me is to show her that she is better than Pamie.

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Originally posted by WeepBoy:
Vote your conscience. Vote WeepGirl.

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That's all well and good, but someone's going to have to convince Kimberly to stop cheating for your dreams to come true.

(*kazing!*)

well, even pamie is losing though and I voted for her [maayn, I wasn't pathetic enough to vote for myself], so this competition seems abit off.

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Originally posted by WeepBoy:
And higher than Fred because Fred eats deep fried hamburgers. I know lots of you are Vegans, so keep that in mind when casting your vote.

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I'm a vegan (well, 95% of the time) and I voted for Fred, despite the deep fried hamburgers. 'Cause I luuuurve Fred.

I think the only reason Kimberly is winning is because she threatened to chop people up in tiny little pieces. She scared the voters. And she's cheating.

FWIW, y'all are lucky that I'm too lazy to have entered. I would have blown everyone away with my version of Sarah Vaughn's rendition of "You Can't Take That Away From Me". The Vegas folks know what I'm talking about, yes they do.