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Latrell *Spree* Sprewell
Squishite
posted March 09, 2001 06:28 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by solistrato:
And Latrell: Jeri-Curl. You'll thank me.

Jheri-Curl and I had a fallin' out a few months back. Injury and heartbreak, yo. Injury and heartbreak.

That and we should all have learned a lesson from Michael J. back in the day: a flammable head and a boo that likes to smoke mean trouble. Latrell is far too pretty to have his hair all singed off.

Besides, I think I look stylin' with my cornhead. Wanna make somethin' of it?

Spree is slightly touchy because my boo pulled my plaits too tight, dazamn!,

Latrell

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Baby Beatnik
Science is Tight
posted March 09, 2001 06:32 AM    
Your friendly public service announcement for the day:

Becky Barker does not even have 1% of the vote. After all that "she's so great" talk, she ain't got NOTHING on the Squishites on there.

Thank you.

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leigha
Benefactor
posted March 09, 2001 06:36 AM    
Damn. I've only got .61% of the vote. That's breakin' my heart, guys and gals.

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Latrell *Spree* Sprewell
Squishite
posted March 09, 2001 06:38 AM    
It's okay Leigha. When Omar breaks your heart, just remember that I will always love you-ee-oo-ee-oo.

Well, I will love you in any way that doesn't get my boo after me with a hot curling iron. That shit smarts, yo.

In karaoke love,

Latrell

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leigha
Benefactor
posted March 09, 2001 06:45 AM    
Ok, how weird is this: fred is kicking all of your asses at this time of the morning. He's got 25% of the vote.

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fred
Practically Pamie
posted March 09, 2001 06:49 AM    
I saw that. It'll change once the west coast wakes up.

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Baby Beatnik
Science is Tight
posted March 09, 2001 07:00 AM    
Fred's kicking ass and taking names, y'all. This shit has got to stop.

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godam
Squishite
posted March 09, 2001 07:14 AM    
He's at 30% and rising. Oh, fred, what's you're secret?

I'm happy to have more than 1% at this point.

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fred
Practically Pamie
posted March 09, 2001 07:15 AM    
I'm winning because I deserve it, yo.

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Omar G
Insomniac
posted March 09, 2001 07:24 AM    
My peeps sleep late. I ain't worried.

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leigha
Benefactor
posted March 09, 2001 07:25 AM    
Man, I sent out a mass email to friends and family, threatening that I would quit talking to them if they didn't vote for me. I guess I'm starting to see how they REALLY feel.

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fred
Practically Pamie
posted March 09, 2001 07:28 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by Omar G:
I ain't worried.

You should be.

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Omar G
Insomniac
posted March 09, 2001 07:37 AM    
Fred's such a silly little ho.

Gore was leading for a long time, too.

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jenfu
Squishite
posted March 09, 2001 07:42 AM    

Omar, you sure you want to be aligning yourself with the Bush camp, here? That's not gonna be getting you no votes, boy.

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Allison
Sleeping with the Princess
posted March 09, 2001 07:43 AM    
I'm in, y'all. Prepare to lose.

You might remember, if you're not to drunk this morning to recall back that far, I was behind for a while last year. My people will do what's right.

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Omar G
Insomniac
posted March 09, 2001 07:44 AM    
Uhhh... Damn, Jen, you're right.

GO NADER!

I mean...

New Terribly Happy today to reiterate the smack. Trash talkers be goin' DOWN!

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Allison
Sleeping with the Princess
posted March 09, 2001 07:44 AM    
Fred. I'm sorry, but what the fuck? 42 percent? Something smells funny around here... and for once, it's not Omar.

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fred
Practically Pamie
posted March 09, 2001 07:45 AM    
You two aren't even on the map. Not even worth my time.

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Omar G
Insomniac
posted March 09, 2001 07:45 AM    
Yeah, Fred, what's going on? I've got pants on today.

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Anna Beth
Insomniac
posted March 09, 2001 07:48 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by pamie:
You know that Anna Beth won't sing Wilson Phillips for you anymore if you take that attitude with her girls.

I know that's right. Hold On, fred, because at least one of my girls is going to kick your punk ass.

You break my heart, fred. You do.

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jenfu
Squishite
posted March 09, 2001 07:50 AM    

Fred's pants aren't the only thing that look stuffed today. What's up with that?

Fred must have friends who can work computers!

P.S. Go Nader, indeed.

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leigha
Benefactor
posted March 09, 2001 07:55 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by jenfu:
Fred's pants aren't the only thing that look stuffed today.

I think you just got called out, fred. We all know that you're cheating (and if you want to know how, check out the latest Fuzz thread. He clearly states that he has lots of computers and IP addresses to post from.)

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leigha
Benefactor
posted March 09, 2001 07:57 AM    
Either that, or fred spent a lot of time on his knees last night campaigning for votes.

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Omar G
Insomniac
posted March 09, 2001 07:57 AM    
Leigha, my sweetness. You voted for me, right? Cuz I treat you right.

Fred, we have a word for you where I come from: "Cur."

Cheat not, friend.

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leigha
Benefactor
posted March 09, 2001 07:59 AM    
Omar, my honey, I voted for myself. And at this stage in the game, I'm actually beating you (not that I expect it to last very long; your vocal stylings made even made MY knees shake).

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Omar G
Insomniac
posted March 09, 2001 08:03 AM    
JUST your knees? Don't lie, girl.

ooh, girl... ewwwww, girl....

I forgive you. This time.

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Allison
Sleeping with the Princess
posted March 09, 2001 08:06 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by Omar G:
"Cur."

Ahhh... the gauntlet has been thrown down. Harsh words, those, noble Omar.

Come on now... who hasn't voted? Al-li-son! Al-li-son!

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fred
Practically Pamie
posted March 09, 2001 08:17 AM    
I swear that I have no cheated. If I had, I'd have a lot more than 40%.

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pamie
Head Princess
posted March 09, 2001 08:32 AM    
Fred.

How you've broken my heart. Fred and BigMatt start discussing their cheating ways right here:
http://www.pamie.com/ubb/Forum24/HTML/000178-6.html

We only vote once. Fred has to vote for himself 1000 times to get up in the morning.

Sad.

I have a plane to catch. I'll be crying over the Grand Canyon today.

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Allison
Sleeping with the Princess
posted March 09, 2001 08:42 AM    
P, see you tonight.

*sniff*

Why did fred have to hurt the ones he loves?

Oh, and you know the one vote he got that wasn't a cheat vote? It probably came from Eric. Damn you, fred, and your bewitching fried hamburger.

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Weetabix
Squishite
posted March 09, 2001 08:47 AM    
I'm sorry, but Fred should be disqualified. Stuffing ballots? Deleting Cookies? 1000's of IP Address' at his disposal? Does it feel good to know that you couldn't sing your way out of a paper bag?

It's pretty sad when you're so awful you have to rig a karaoke competition. I'll be you think that screwing a hooker is a "real conquest" too? Or does your mom have to give you your handjobs?

Anyway, I'm now blaming Fred for cutting off my song in the middle. It's his fault somehow.

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Latrell *Spree* Sprewell
Squishite
posted March 09, 2001 08:50 AM    
Fred had fried hamburger on his side? Damn it. No one ever tells Spree nuthin'.

My boo ate all her seafood and mine, too. Latrell is going to have a big lunch today for sure, I tell you what.

Fried hamburg. That'd be the SHIZ-NIT. Woof!

Hungrily yours,

Latrell

[Latrell was so hungry he typoed his own name. That shit be whack, yo.]

[This message has been edited by Latrell *Spree* Sprewell (edited March 09, 2001).]

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jenfu
Squishite
posted March 09, 2001 08:51 AM    

I take it back. Fried hamburger beats real talent, hands down. Obviously.

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Latrell's boo
Squishite
posted March 09, 2001 08:55 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by Latrell *Spree* Sprewell:
My boo ate all her seafood and mine, too. Latrell is going to have a big lunch today for sure, I tell you what.

Fried hamburg. That'd be the SHIZ-NIT. Woof!


The hell you say, my boo. You know I only ate all that delicious Red Lobstah cause I'm tryin' to feed this baby up in my belly.

Yes, it's yours! Quit lookin' at me like that!

And boo? Stay away from fred and his fried hamburgers. I don't want to have to pull yo' braids no tighter.

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Allison
Sleeping with the Princess
posted March 09, 2001 08:55 AM    
Latrell_L, if you haven't seen the fried burger entry on fred's site www.mokeybox.org, you need to check it out. It is brilliant. But I am hating fred right now - so much, even the fried burger could not appease me.

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Mike
Rockstar
posted March 09, 2001 08:55 AM    
Wow, fred. That is poor.

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pamie
Head Princess
posted March 09, 2001 09:12 AM    
Allison hates Fred so much she won't even spell his site correctly.

Oh, and Latrell... I love the shit out of you. I truly do.

Man. I am still bummed over here, people. All that work and smacktalk and constant forum updates for NOTHING.

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Lorelei_Lee
Practically Pamie
posted March 09, 2001 09:13 AM    
Wow. Hostile vibes, man.

The tribe has spoken.

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tomobe
Hardcore Squishite
posted March 09, 2001 09:14 AM    
So I finally decide to see if I could get a shot at the Karoake crown, and what do i see? The contest closed. Yesterday.

Welcome to my life, people.

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fred
Practically Pamie
posted March 09, 2001 09:16 AM    
Can I just point out that having multiple IP addresses has nothing to do with the voting?

You know, the smack talk I can take, but I'm concerned that people actually think I'm cheating. All I did was ask all my friends to vote for me, and I think a bunch of them asked their friends, and I think one of them asked most of steelcase. But I've only voted once, folks. It's the truth.

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