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pamie Head Princess |
posted March 08, 2001 02:12 PM
Man, what is that smell? Omar! Quit licking yourself. Damn. IP: Logged |
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Drew Superstar |
posted March 08, 2001 02:13 PM
Ewwwwwwww. I can smell you, Omar. It is not a pretty smell. IP: Logged |
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Omar's Girlfriend Squishite |
posted March 08, 2001 02:18 PM
You know the scary part? You get used to it. IP: Logged |
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Allison Sleeping with the Princess |
posted March 08, 2001 02:21 PM
I just had to take a phone call and I was al "HelLO!" because I am so full of hate now. But not hate for you, Undecided Voters. You people make me want to love again. IP: Logged |
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pamie Head Princess |
posted March 08, 2001 02:22 PM
Oh, how late for that are you, Allison? IP: Logged |
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Latrell *Spree* Sprewell Squishite |
posted March 08, 2001 02:24 PM
I just wan' someone to explain to me how I, Latrell Sprewell, managed to get caught in secondhand smack. My woman is sayin' she broken my leg. Shee-IT. That's whack. I was practicing "All My Exes Live In Texas" in the mirror when I dropped this hot pizza on my...DAMN IT! I said I wasn't going to tell that story. I'm just sayin', no little woman could put the hurt on the Spree. I broke my own leg, man. Thass my story an' I'm stickin' to it much like Omar sticks to a vinyl sofa cushion when he's in shorts. Or so his girlfriend tells me. In Karaoke love, [This message has been edited by Latrell *Spree* Sprewell (edited March 08, 2001).] IP: Logged |
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Allison Sleeping with the Princess |
posted March 08, 2001 02:26 PM
Latrell, would you please tell these bitches how you're voting for me? Because we're all down and shit. And we know each other from back in the day around the way. IP: Logged |
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Mike Rockstar |
posted March 08, 2001 02:28 PM
quote: Not all that late. I can't be the only one who works in a mighty large office with an awful lot of computers... IP: Logged |
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Omar's Girlfriend Squishite |
posted March 08, 2001 02:30 PM
Omar! Did you eat one of my Krispy Kremes? No, look at me. Look. At. Me. I said, did you- Oh Jesus, you're crying? What's with the crying? What? You got so much smackdown on pamie's board that you had to drown your sorrow in food? Man, you're pathetic. Just don't ever- Wait, what are you wearing? Is that a Baby Doll Squishy t-shirt? Dude, we need to talk. IP: Logged |
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Omar G Insomniac |
posted March 08, 2001 02:30 PM
quote: Bitch, shouldn't you be trolling Napster looking for some more Dr. Demento shit to steal? He was funny like 32 years ago. No, wait. He was never funny. IP: Logged |
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Allison Sleeping with the Princess |
posted March 08, 2001 02:31 PM
Exactly. I'm just trying to live, pamie. Just trying to live through this fiasco of evil you started. You better sleep with one eye open this weekend, girlie. IP: Logged |
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Latrell's boo Squishite |
posted March 08, 2001 02:31 PM
quote: Boo, you know I don't mean no harm. I thought you liked it when I got rough. You know, like how I love it when you choke me and shit? Besides, Omar look like he need a little ass-kicking. I was just tryin' to help out his girlfriend, see? I love you, boo. You my true, true boo. IP: Logged |
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Latrell *Spree* Sprewell Squishite |
posted March 08, 2001 02:32 PM
Girl, I'm sure we can work a lil' somethin-somethin out, if ya know what I mean. You shore do look fine with those four-inch-long rhinestone-crusted talons of yours, my sweet. Not as fine as my boo, of course, not that she put a beatdown on the Spree or anything, that's a vicious LIE, it is, but I'm just sayin'. I love how your gold teefs catch the light. I just wanna say that I am down with this jagizen, and I have appreciated the hospitality of her underpass cardboard crib, and her recipes for motor oil coffee. She all right. That's good lookin' out, my sister. But this be a democracy and Latrell doesn't let on who he might or might not be votin' for until he votes. Latrell knows which side his Eggo is buttered on. If LAtrell wants the sweet, sweet love, he has to be all tactful an' shit. I gots enough knots upside my head from my sainted mama when I shot her some lip back in the day to figure THAT out early, yo. I loves ya, Mama. I loves you like I loves Jebus and my boo. In karaoke smackdown love, IP: Logged |
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Omar G Insomniac |
posted March 08, 2001 02:33 PM
Pamie only WISHES she was my girlfriend. That's why she's posting like that. That's why she was all into the Wydney Hill kids. She thought "Every Girl is my Girlfriend" was about me. IP: Logged |
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Latrell *Spree* Sprewell Squishite |
posted March 08, 2001 02:38 PM
quote: Da-zamn, woman, I never really meant to hurt you. I never really meant to make you cry. Come over here and give your man some sugar. Yeah. Yeaaaaah. You all right, Miss Thang, that you is. You my boo and dontcha forget it. I loves you so much, I'm gonna take you out to dinner tonight! Yes! Howzabout the Red Lobster, baby? You can have some scrimp salad, scrimp toast, scrimp and fish, hushbuppies and scrimp shamp...scamp...maybe that French cat knows how the hell you say that. It's the little scrimps with the butter and the garlic in a bowl thing. You love that, right? I know you love their savoury cheesy biscuits just like I love YOUR biscuits. Do fries come with dat shake? Aw yeah. In karaoke smackdown love,
[This message has been edited by Latrell *Spree* Sprewell (edited March 08, 2001).] IP: Logged |
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J Depp Squishite |
posted March 08, 2001 02:39 PM
Wha? God, what is it pamie? Do you want another autograph? Look, I told you... we can never be together, ok? Would you stop fucking calling me everyday? What is all this Internet shit, anyway? Cute. IP: Logged |
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godam Squishite |
posted March 08, 2001 02:47 PM
Oh God, y'all. I'm so doing this when I get home. I have nothing on Becky Whateverhernameis, but I need to sing as much as Jessie Spano did in that episode of "Saved by the Bell" when she got addicted to those caffeine pills. I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so..so..scared! IP: Logged |
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Drew Superstar |
posted March 08, 2001 02:50 PM
quote: Too bad I've hardly ever fucking heard of Dr. Demento and had no clue. IP: Logged |
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Omar G Insomniac |
posted March 08, 2001 02:51 PM
Be afraid. Be very afraid. I will take you under my wing and teach you to smack. First, you find a teensy, tiny flaw in a poster. Then you exploit it and make it 1,000 times bigger than it is. And then you turn it around and make it look like they be front'in. That's all there is to it. Practice well, grass-a-hoppa. IP: Logged |
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Drew Superstar |
posted March 08, 2001 02:52 PM
Well, I've found yours Omar. You STINK. Damn. How do they put up with you? [This message has been edited by Drew (edited March 08, 2001).] IP: Logged |
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Omar's Girlfriend Squishite |
posted March 08, 2001 02:53 PM
Omar! Did you rent Stepmom again? Fuck it. I'm going out tonight. Alone. IP: Logged |
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Cinnamon Punk Ass Bitch |
posted March 08, 2001 02:53 PM
quote: Baby, that's the stench of LOVE. IP: Logged |
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Latrell *Spree* Sprewell Squishite |
posted March 08, 2001 02:53 PM
Me an' my boo are gonna go get some seafood and then if she lucky, I'll break out the Barry White and the Asti Spumante. I'm outta here. Try not to beat each other up while I'm gone, violence is never the best solution to your interpersonal difficulties. LAtrell Sprewell KNOWS these things. You lissen to me, ya hear? In karaoke love, P.S. But if ya has to resort ot ass-whuppin' be smart and do that shit off camera. Word to ya mutha. IP: Logged |
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pamie Head Princess |
posted March 08, 2001 02:54 PM
quote: Wait. Omar? You mean you're not retarded? Wow. IP: Logged |
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Allison Sleeping with the Princess |
posted March 08, 2001 02:55 PM
quote: Hilarious. But come on, y'all - what the HELL is all this "Becky" love? It's so terribly misplaced. I'd vote for Omar before I voted for her. IP: Logged |
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Drew Superstar |
posted March 08, 2001 02:55 PM
quote: I beg, I mean, PLEAD, to differ. IP: Logged |
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Drew Superstar |
posted March 08, 2001 02:56 PM
quote: OMAR? What are you, nuts? IP: Logged |
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Allison Sleeping with the Princess |
posted March 08, 2001 02:58 PM
quote:
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Cinnamon Punk Ass Bitch |
posted March 08, 2001 02:58 PM
quote: You better bow down on both knees. Or is that Allison's line? I forget. [This message has been edited by Cinnamon (edited March 08, 2001).] IP: Logged |
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Drew Superstar |
posted March 08, 2001 03:00 PM
quote: In your dreams and my nightmares.
quote: Ugh. We don't need THAT. IP: Logged |
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Omar G Insomniac |
posted March 08, 2001 03:09 PM
Drew's got the anger, but he's got no flow. Like Mike Tyson, only without the uncouth charm. Step aside, Drew, lest I crush you with a wit bomb. They'll have to go to your dental records to identify the three teeth they used to clean for you. IP: Logged |
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Drew Superstar |
posted March 08, 2001 03:11 PM
quote: Mmm, shove it Omar. My three are whiter, shinier, and prettier than yours. And they ain't been soakin' in no Polident either. Unlike yours. Move over, Omar. The competiton is still on. IP: Logged |
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Omar's Girlfriend Squishite |
posted March 08, 2001 03:12 PM
Um, Allison. It's past 5. Time to go home. Yes, I know you're talking with your "friends" on the computer. But, don't you have friends you can actually go hang out with? No? What about a cat? No? And your "Baby's Daddy" is in jail? Oh, I see. Yes, I did hear your song. Four times now. Yes, I already told you I'd vote for you. OK, you have to go home now so I can lock up. Oh, and please take the stapler out of your bag and put in back on the desk before you go. Thank you. IP: Logged |
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Mike Rockstar |
posted March 08, 2001 03:14 PM
Wow, is Omar's Girlfriend also Allison's Boss? Small world! IP: Logged |
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Omar's Girlfriend Squishite |
posted March 08, 2001 03:14 PM
Omar! Who's this guy on my computer? Damn. IP: Logged |
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Allison Sleeping with the Princess |
posted March 08, 2001 03:19 PM
Omar's Girfriend/ Allison's boss = one smooth criminal, that's for damn sure. I thought Omar was out at Trudy's cheating on you, anyway. I'm gone, folks. Tip your waitresses, and don't think for a second I'm not going to whip your asses when I wake up from my sad, lonely-single-girl nap. IP: Logged |
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Omar G Insomniac |
posted March 08, 2001 03:29 PM
"Shove it?" "Polident?" Now Drew, I know you can do better than to steal your jokes from "Welcome Back, Kotter." Let's all donate, folks. Put all the smackdowns in a bag so we can put on the first-annual "Muscular Drew-strophy" telethon. Maybe we can buy Drew some smacks and a nice shiny wheelchair. IP: Logged |
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Drew Superstar |
posted March 08, 2001 03:32 PM
quote: Yeah, whatever Omar. I never even watched Welcome Back, Kotter. So, I mean, you must have no life if you remember jokes from THAT LONG AGO. IP: Logged |
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Omar G Insomniac |
posted March 08, 2001 03:37 PM
Drew, just shut your mouth already before I shove Allison's gargantuan dick into it. IP: Logged |
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leigha Benefactor |
posted March 08, 2001 03:38 PM
All ya'll back up off of Omar. You're just jealous. IP: Logged |
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