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Omar G Insomniac |
posted March 08, 2001 01:46 PM
quote: Girl, those 30 seconds were the sweetest 30 seconds of my life. I know that God was with us, girl, I heard you call his name. IP: Logged |
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Allison Sleeping with the Princess |
posted March 08, 2001 01:47 PM
Dear Allison's boss, Bonjour, Napoleon. I just had to skank down to a meeting on your behalf. You know, that Ho Off The Streets Program was an excellent use of my continuing education time. I really appreciate you being so concerned about my career options of the future. By the way, after her tenth orgasm last night, your wife cried and thanked me for not trying to put things in her ass like you always do. What is WRONG with you, man? I mean, I know you're from Oklahoma and everything, but... she's given you a good ten years. Cut her some slack.
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leigha Benefactor |
posted March 08, 2001 01:47 PM
That was actually a part of the phrase "Goddam, get off me!" IP: Logged |
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Drew Superstar |
posted March 08, 2001 01:48 PM
quote: You know she was faking it. IP: Logged |
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Omar's Girlfriend Squishite |
posted March 08, 2001 01:48 PM
Goddamnit Omar! Get off the computer and make me lunch, bitch. IP: Logged |
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KC Insomniac |
posted March 08, 2001 01:49 PM
quote: As in "Please God, get him off of me?". IP: Logged |
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sliver Forum Diva |
posted March 08, 2001 01:50 PM
quote: Drew! That's pretty kinky, right there. IP: Logged |
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Drew Superstar |
posted March 08, 2001 01:50 PM
quote: Ooops. I'm too damn young to be kinky. This is just funny. IP: Logged |
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Omar G Insomniac |
posted March 08, 2001 01:54 PM
It's okay, Leigha. I know we're just having fun. That stuff never happened, it was all a joke. I would never besmirch your good name by suggesting you'd throw down like that. Remember how I liked to say your name? "Leigha." I still do. It makes my lips happy to say it. If I was ever lucky enough to have you in an intimate way, I would train my body for months for the chance to please you for just one night. That's how it would go down. Because you're lovely. And you mystify my soul. And you make me feel like a man who would be there to protect you and uphold your honor and never let anything get in the way of our love. But if you keep talking like a ho, I'm gonna have to slap you like a ho. IP: Logged |
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Drew Superstar |
posted March 08, 2001 01:55 PM
Resist it, Leigha, resist it. It sounds so sweet, but it's out of spite! IP: Logged |
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Omar's Girlfriend Squishite |
posted March 08, 2001 01:58 PM
Get off my iMac, Omar! Stop trying to sex up the young girlies on Pam's forum. It ain't worked with your website, your recaps, or your wack-ass song, it ain't gonna work with this. Now where's my fucking soup!? IP: Logged |
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Latrell's boo Squishite |
posted March 08, 2001 02:01 PM
quote: You tell that bitch, girlfriend. You know what happened last time Latrell did that shit? All you got to do is look at that broke-leg picture he posted. IP: Logged |
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leigha Benefactor |
posted March 08, 2001 02:03 PM
quote: Mr. Ike Turner, ladies and gentleman! IP: Logged |
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Omar G Insomniac |
posted March 08, 2001 02:03 PM
coming, dear... (sigh...) IP: Logged |
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Buddy Squishite |
posted March 08, 2001 02:05 PM
This is what I'm talking about. This is what I mean. I mean, look at what my girlfriend's done gone did. This is why bitches shouldn't be allowed to speak. Damn. Bitches yappin so hard I can't hardly hear my tv none. I'm fi'in to make you read my fist. Vote for Omar. All bitch haters are voting for him. He speaks the truth. Women suck. Omar rules. YOU DA MAN, OMAR! YOU ROCK MY FUCKING WORLD! IP: Logged |
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Cinnamon Punk Ass Bitch |
posted March 08, 2001 02:05 PM
quote: What's love got to do with it? IP: Logged |
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Drew Superstar |
posted March 08, 2001 02:06 PM
quote: Nice fucking try, Omar. IP: Logged |
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Lorelei_Lee Practically Pamie |
posted March 08, 2001 02:07 PM
quote: Now look, baby, are you tryin' to imply that you broke my leg? because it didn't go down like dat a-TALL. Everyone who knows the Spree--dat's me, Latrell Sprewell--knows dat DAT shit is WHACK! You see, I already told them the sitch. See, there was this hot pizza, and some...DAMN!! I tol' ya I'm not tellin' that story. It's embarrassin'. I'm just sayin' that you best not be flinging your head like that side-to-side and actin' like you kicked my ass. The forum knows it ain't true. Save your stank for the smack-talkin', woman. You don't want to get Latrell all cranky. You know how touchy I am when my braids are too tight. It isn't safe to talk to me until my eyes stop looking like a Siamese cat's, that's all I'm sayin', and now you go and talk that trash about your man. Your MAN who loves you and buys you pretty shit and takes you to Denny's for special occasions like a good homey should. Dissin' me? My boo, you break my heart. You truly do. Haven't I been good to you? Haven't I treated you like a Nubian Queen? I gave you forty pairs of AND1 sneakers. Girl, you know it's true. Why you got to treat me so unkind? Shee-IT. Spree be all depressed now. Love hurts, it smarts, it breaks my heart. You know I still love you, like a flower loves a bee, [This message has been edited by Lorelei_Lee (edited March 08, 2001).] IP: Logged |
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Allison's Boss Squishite |
posted March 08, 2001 02:07 PM
Oh, hey, you're finally back from lunch. Good. By the way, I had a sandwich in the break-room fridge, and now it's gone. No, I'm not accusing you just because you were a crack whore, I'm just- Wait, is that lettuce in your teeth? Goddamn it! IP: Logged |
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pamie Head Princess |
posted March 08, 2001 02:13 PM
Moving over to the new thread, as this one's so full of smack that Weiland called me and asked to buy it for fifty grand. IP: Logged |
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