Me: *while watching Paige Davis [of Trading Spaces fame] on her wedding story* if I was ever to have a wedding, I'd invite all these forum people I know. they'll be like, "don't you have other friends?" and I'll go, "no, not really, yo!" it would be quite a blast since I know what they look like and I could picture it now ...this is if I was to ever have a wedding
Mom: um... *looking scared*
Me: what's wrong with forum people?? does that make me a dork?!?
Mom: I thought you said *barely audible* foreign people
Me: *giggling* HAH! um, no. that is pretty funny though. really, I'm sure there are some foreign forum people around as well; they can be invited, too. foreign forum people! foreign forum people! *sing songy voice* foreign forum people foreign forum people!!
Mom: *thinking I'm insane*
Me: *opens up drawer* I'm going to do it on the keyboard!