Sometimes it's like you can't think
There's the keyboard in your hand and you really need a drink
You think you're mad, too unstable
Write as many Dear So-and-sos as you're able
Find a dive bar on a New Jag thread
Check the new poll, I think Mike's ahead!
Run home, stay in bed
Till your next post to a New Jag thread

In the New Jag thread the divide goes
'Tween Mike's bitches and Allison's hos
In the New Jag thread the divide goes
'Tween Mike's bitches and Allison's hos
Allison's hos

Too many postings, threads are dying
Pamie needs a break, Squishites are crying
Who? When? Why? What?
How many posts have you got?
Do you post once a day or do you post in spasms?
Can you write haikus and have multiple orgasms?
(How much do you need?)

In a New Jag thread the divide goes
'Tween Mike's bitches and Allison's hos
Ooh, in a New Jag thread the divide goes
'Tween Mike's bitches and Allison's hos
Allison's hos

You want a mixed drink or a glass of beer?
Just you wait until rudergirl's here
Got no postings, got no past
Squishite today, Diva at last
In every city and every nation
(Including Korea, where rowEn's stationed)
(How much more can we post?)

Freaking Brilliant, holy shit! And I just love that song, haven't heard it in donkey's years (oops, wrong thread)

(I'm lame because I haven't a clue
how to "quote" things like y'all do.
I'm only a Squishite,what can I say?
If I write some more poems, can I stay and play?)

(Or are you just trying to get me to switch my vote?)

Anyway. Parodied song is They Might Be Giants, "Meet James Ensor," off of John Henry.

Meet Pam Ribon
Austin's famous actress
Watch as her events unfurl
Appreciate the girl

Before there was Squishy
or MBTV
She lived with her Eric and
A number of cats

A board was transformed
A crowd gathered round
Tried to get their posts in so
They could be the first to

Meet Pam Ribon
Austin's famous actress
Raise a virtual glass to her
Understand the girl

She moved to L.A.
She didn't need L.A.
She lived with her Eric and
She paid all the tolls

We haven't forgotten
We can't move along
We crowd at our computers
To see the princess

Is it OK to post non-Pamie, non-forum-as-a-whole Squishy songs? Just so no one's feelings get hurt, let me say in advance that Hannah and I started journals about the same time, and bug each other to update on a semi-regular basis. Plus I don't know if I'd find another URL that scans.

That said:

Hannah, Hannah, who can I turn to
I see your front page and I always click through
You used Dreamweaver and now I'm under your spell
I start to glow every time I type your URL

Hannah, I hope you update
Crack addict needs some more
Hannah, please change and update
Ge-o-cities-hannah-m-ninety-fo-o-our (Ge-o-cities-hannah-m-ninety-fo-o-our)
Ge-o-cities-hannah-m-ninety-fo-o-our (Ge-o-cities-hannah-m-ninety-fo-o-our)

Hannah, Hannah, you're the girl for me
I want to know more; I guess I'll go bug T.
I saw your picture -- have to say, I thought you were cute
I read about your naked driver, and it was a hoot

Hannah, why won't you update
You always did before
Hannah, you've got to update
Ge-o-cities-hannah-m-ninety-fo-o-our (Ge-o-cities-hannah-m-ninety-fo-o-our)
Ge-o-cities-hannah-m-ninety-fo-o-our (Ge-o-cities-hannah-m-ninety-fo-o-our)

I got it (I got it)
I got it
I got on your notify list!

Hannah, each time you update
I always need some more
Hannah, you better update
Ge-o-cities-hannah-m-ninety-fo-o-our (Ge-o-cities-hannah-m-ninety-fo-o-our)
Ge-o-cities-hannah-m-ninety-fo-o-our (Ge-o-cities-hannah-m-ninety-fo-o-our)
M-ninety-four!

(Actually, she doesn't have a notify list, but if she did, I'd be on it, I swear.)

Edited to say this is almost as cool as if someone had a Squishy crush on me

Well I just heard the news today,
it seems my life is gonna change.
I close my eyes, begin to post,
When I'm done I feel like a ghost.

Right now on Squishy,
Under the lamplight,
Welcome to this place
Nobody really cares
On squishy the chatroom
everything has changed
they won't show you love,
the won't show you anything
right here on squishy

Well I don't know if they saw me,
when I was done, so were they.
I post again, still their ahead
but this time they, decide to close the thread.

Right now on Squishy,
Under the lamplight,
Welcome to this place
Nobody really cares
On squishy the chatroom
everything has changed
they won't show you love,
the won't show you anything
right here on squishy.

**Musical Vamp**

If I had just one wish,
only one demand
I wish squishy.....man
I'd wish they'd understand
That I'm new here see
I'm just a low squishite
and I won't stop till
i am a science is tight

Right now on Squishy,
Under the lamplight,
Welcome to this place
Nobody really cares
On squishy the chatroom
everything has changed
they won't show you love,
the won't show you anything
right here on squishy

Right here on squishy

Shows just how mush I love you guys!
You guys are wonderful!

If you have Nightlife, I challenge you to write "New Jag City Boy."

quote:

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Originally posted by WriterGirl:
Hey Mike --

If you have Nightlife, I challenge you to write "New Jag City Boy."

If you do, I'll switch my vote.

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Dude, I'm getting hit by a truck on the New Jag city forum. I'm just tryin' to stay alive, yo.

quote:

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Originally posted by rudergirl:
Challenge! Challenge!

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How does it go?

quote:

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Originally posted by Mike:
How does it go?

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The original song is "New York City Boy," Track 11 (I think) on Nightlife. The chorus is "New York City boy / You'll never have a bored day / 'Cause you're a New York City boy / Where Seventh Avenue meets Broadway."

quote:

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Originally posted by WriterGirl:
The original song is "New York City Boy," Track 11 (I think) on Nightlife. The chorus is "New York City boy / You'll never have a bored day / 'Cause you're a New York City boy / Where Seventh Avenue meets Broadway."

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See I don't have "Nightlife" though.

How about something to "Piano Man"?

quote:

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Originally posted by WriterGirl:
And Jessifer is practicing Divaness
As rudergirl and leigha get trashed
Yeah, we're all either fuckers or suckers
At least until our computers crashed
La-la-la, le-le-la . . .

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Maybe we could collaborate, yo:

"It's nine o'clock on a Friday
The regular crown cruises in
There's Hannah, sitting next to me.
Talking with dinobeast and rowEn..."

quote:

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"It's nine o'clock on a Friday
The regular crown cruises in
There's Hannah, sitting next to me.
Talking with dinobeast and rowEn..."

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So make us a thread
You're the Princess Pam.
Make us a thread tonight.
Cuz we're all in the mood for a pad party
And you've got us feeling alright.

Well, Mike at the bar is a friend of mine.
He impressed the girls all his life.
And he's talking with Petey
Who's just a real sweetie
And eases our pains and our strife.

(edited to close my quotes :P)
(edited again to slightly change a lyric)

[This message has been edited by Jamie (edited October 27, 2000).]

Well, you can tell by the way I post my talk,
I'm a forum addict: no time to walk.
Music loud and computer warm, I've been postin here
since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you can post some other day.
We can try to understand
Squishy Forum's effect on man.

Whether you're a Squishite or whether you're a Rockstar,
you're postin' all night, postin' all night.
Feel the thread breakin' and everybody shakin',
you're postin' all night, postin' all night
Ah, ha, ha, ha, you're postin' all night, postin' all night.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, you're postin' all night

Well now, I post low and I post high,
and if I can't post today, I really cry.
Got the Squishy website on my screen.
I'm a postin' fool if you know what I mean.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you can post some other day.
We can try to understand
Squishy Forum's effect on man.

The thread is broken. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
The thread is broken. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah. Postin' all night.

Well, you can tell by the way I post my talk,
I'm a forum addict: no time to talk.
Music loud and computer warm, I've been postin here
since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you can post some other day.
We can try to understand
Squishy Forum's effect on man.

The thread is broken. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
The thread is broken. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah. Postin' all night.

quote:

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Originally posted by Mike:
[BAnd she and the Wendys, minx and Lorelei_Lee
Play "I Never" with Allison's sheep. [/B]

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Allison *really* has a sheep?

How did I miss this?

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(It's gonna be for squishy)
uh uh wooha!

You might've been postin'
That ain't no lie
But you seem to get up and go, work?
I remember you told me
That it made you believe no squishy, no life
Maybe that's right

Every little thing I post
Never seems enough for squishy
And you don't want to fall behind
But there's no way to catch up to meeeg
Baby when you finally
Get to be a suuuuppperrrstaar
Guess what?
It's gonna be for squishy

You got no choice squishite but to post on
And you know there ain't no postin' time to waste
The future of squishy's too bright to just read
But in the end you know it's gonna be for squishy!
And you can't deny us
So just tell me why

Every little thing I post
Never seems enough for squishy
And you don't want to fall behind
But there's no way to catch up to meeeg
Baby when you finally
Get to be a suuuuppperrrstaar
Guess what?
It's gonna be for squishy

(It's gonna be for squishy)
uh uh wooha!
There comes a day
When squishy n jag city'll be all you see [unemployed?]
It's gonna be for squishy!

All that I post
Is not enough for squishy
I don't wanna lose out on a status
But I'm not fast enough
When finally you get to beee a suuuupperstaar
Guess what?

*******

Goddess of the computer desktop
Burning with pixelated fame
She has two kitties and guy named Eric
And Pamie is her name!

She's got it
Yeah baby she's got it
She's your Pamie
She's the fire of your desire
She's your Pamie
She's the fire of your desire

Her weapons are a mouse and keyboard
Making every page a laugh
She makes you smile and she makes you cry
Just like no one else can

She's got it
Yeah baby she's got it
She's your Pamie
She's the fire of your desire
She's your Pamie
She's the fire of your desire

(gratuituous music)

SQUISHY!

She's got it
Yeah baby she's got it
She's your Pamie
She's the fire of your desire
She's your Pamie
She's the fire of your desire

Goddess of the computer desktop
Burning with pixelated fame
She has two kitties and guy named Eric
And Pamie is her name!

She's got it
Yeah baby she's got it
She's your Pamie
She's the fire of your desire
She's your Pamie
She's the fire of your desire

********

Pamie
What you doin' now
What you doin' now girl
Please please update
'Cos I need to know
I need to know now

When I was down
You came to me
And promised me
You'd update daily
Now you're gone
And I wait impatiently

Pamie
I want you to know

Pamie, oh Pamie
You're so very fine
I'll read Squishy for a long time

ooo ooo ooo ooo

Pamie
What you doin' now
Packing for LA?
Please please be careful
You never know what
Could break in those boxes

When I was down
You came to me
And promised me
You'd update daily
Now you're gone
And I wait impatiently

Pamie
I want you to know

Pamie, oh Pamie
You're so very fine (so very fine)
I'll read Squishy for a long time

You've got a webpage
It's so very cool (so very cool)
And I know
I won't leave it alone

Sometimes it seems
You're here with me
It makes me laugh so much
It makes me laugh so much

Sometimes it seems
You're not with me
It hurts me so much
It hurts me so much

ooo ooo ooo ooo

Webmistress with the most
You're so fine
You're so fresh and I'm so glad
I am yours
You are mine
Show me where to be a Squishy ensign
When I was down
You came to me
And wrote a funny entry
And promised me
You'd update daily
Now you're gone
And I'm waiting waiting

Pamie, oh Pamie
You're so very fine
I'll read Squishy for all time

Pamie, believe me
You won't let me down
'Cos I know
You've the best page all around

Sometimes it seems
You're here with me
It makes me laugh so much
It makes me laugh so much

Sometimes it seems
You're not with me
It hurts me so much
It hurts me so much

I love you so much
I love you soooooo much!

SQUISHY!

Pamie, let's post
Away on Squishy
Don't be a jag
No way I'll let you

And Pamie, you've got it forever
This is not a one thread stand, pamie
So, let the postin take your mind
Just hit submit and you will find

You're gonna pad away
Glad you're updatin my way
I love it when we're postin' together
Squishy is played for love
Postin' is made for love
I love it when we're postin' together

Pamie, Squishy
Belongs to us
Everything's right
Do what you must

And and pad by pad we get closer and closer
To every little part of each other
Oh, pamie, yeah
Let the paddin' take your mind
Just thread it and you will find

You're gonna pad away
Glad you're updating my way
I love it when we're postin' together
Squishy is played for love
Postin' is made for love
I love it when we're postin' together

Post with me pamie

Postin' Ooooh, ooooh ooooh
Poooooohohohohohohstiiin'

Oooh, pamie, let's post
Let's update
Let's archive

Ooooh, let's pad away
And go post

And if you want it, you got it, forever
I could just post here beside you and love you Pamie
Let the stalkin' take your mind
Just release and you will find